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Dana Wyse, Pills & Remedies (Set of 30)

£495.00

There are only 3 items left in stock.

Limited edition

Dimension: 50.7cm x 71cm

Description: Mixed media

Bespoke perspex frame

Once you have placed your order, the gallery will contact you to confirm your Pills & Remedies Selection. Please allow up to 4 weeks delivery for this bespoke artwork. Please choose from the following titles:

Dana Wyse – Pills & Remedies




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ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY ALONE…


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ACCEPT THAT YOU’VE HAD A BABY…


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ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AGING...


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ACCEPT YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY…


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ACT NATURAL AROUND YOUR EX-HUSBAND’S NEW BOYFRIEND


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AGGRESSION PILLS FOR SOLDIERS...


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ARE YOU GAY ?...


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ATTEMPTED SUICIDE PILLS...


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ATTRACT YOUR SOULMATE INSTANTLY...


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BE A BEST-SELLING WRITER...


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BE A GOOD FATHER...


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BE A PERFECT MOTHER...


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BE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER...


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BE A SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR...


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BE A TELEVISION REPAIRMAN...


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BE BLACK...


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BE BLONDE... 


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BE BORN AGAIN !... 


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BE IMMUNE TO BEAUTY...


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BE INCREDIBLY CREATIVE...


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BE INVISIBLE INSTANTLY…


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BE MONOGAMOUS…


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BE PROUD OF YOUR HOMOSEXUAL SON...


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BE SEDUCTIVE... 


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BE STRAIGHT...


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BE WHITE... 


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BECOME A MILLIONAIRE THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY…


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BELIEVE IN GOD... 


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CATCH A FISH EACH AND EVERY TIME...


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CATHOLIC PILLS... 


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CHANGE THE COLOUR OF YOUR EYES...


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CLONE YOUR BESTFRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND…


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COKE-FREE COCAINE


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COME OUT OF THE CLOSET...


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COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY WITH YOUR FATHER... 


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CONFIDENCE PILLS...


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CONTROL AND LEVITATE OBJECTS WITH ONLY THE POWER OF YOUR MIND...


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CONTROL YOUR FAMILY…


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CONTROL YOUR URGE TO DRUNK CALL YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND EXS…


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CONVERT TO JUDAISM INSTANTLY...


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CONVINCE YOUR WIFE TO SLEEP WITH YOU AND YOUR BESTFRIEND...


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DANISH SPERM…


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DETECTIVE SHERBY WATERS’ EVIDENCE TAMPERING KIT... 


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DISCOVER YOUR TRUE PURPOSE IN LIFE…


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D.I.Y. PLANE CRASH KIT... 


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D.I.Y. SEX CHANGE KIT FOR MEN...


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D.I.Y. SURREALIST SCULPTURE (art you can afford)…


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DOG-TRAINING POWDER


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DON’T HAVE UGLY CHILDREN…


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ENJOY ANAL SEX…








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ENJOY CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY…


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ENJOY FOREIGN FILMS…


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ENJOY LIFE... 


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ENJOY READING THE BIBLE...


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ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER... 


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ENJOY THE TASTE OF SPERM... 


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ERASE YOUR PAST...


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EXPLAIN DIVORCE EASILY...


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FAKE SUICIDE BOMB DETONATOR 


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FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH...


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FEEL A RENEWED SENSE OF HOPE AND PATRIOTISM FOR THE UNITED STATES...


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FEEL COMPLETELY AT EASE IN A GAYBAR...


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FEEL COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT SEX…


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FEEL ECSTATIC...


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FEEL INCREDIBLY AT EASE WITH YOUR BODILY FUNCTIONS…


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FEEL PERFECTLY RELAXED IN ANY SITUATION…


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FIND HER G-SPOT…


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FIX A BAD HAIRCUT…     


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FLY A BOEING 747 INSTANTLY…


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FORGET ABOUT HIM…


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GET ALONG WITH YOUR STEPMOTHER INSTANTLY...


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GET A RIDE QUICKLY EVERY TIME YOU HITCH-HIKE…


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GET RID OF YOUR FEAR OF PUPPETS (and start living!)…


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GIVE GOOD HEAD...


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GUARANTEE THE HETEROSEXUALITY OF YOUR CHILD…


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HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH IN YOUR WRITING TALENT...


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HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP...


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HAVE A PERFECT FAMILY...


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HAVE THE COURAGE OF A SUICIDE BOMBER…


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HEAL FROM THE TIME YOU SAW YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX…


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HEAL YOUR STAB WOUNDS INSTANTLY...


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HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE CHEATING...


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INSTANT AFRO... 


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INSTANT BABY-SITTER…


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INSTANT FAME PILLS FOR ARTISTS...


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INSTANT GERMAN ACCENT... 


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INSTANT HAPPY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES...


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INSTANT ORGASM PILLS...


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INSTANT QUEBECOIS ACCENT…


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INSTANT REHAB FOR DRUNKS AND DRUGGIES…


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INSTANT SHOWER...


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INSTANT SNOWBALL...


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INSTANT SUBURBS HAIR… 


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INSTANT THERAPY…


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INSTANT TWIN PILLS…


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INTIMACY: THE NEW HUG DRUG... 


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IS IT TIME TO BREAK UP?


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IS THE PASSENGER SITTING NEXT TO YOU A TERRORIST?... 


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IS YOUR CHILD REALLY ASLEEP (or just faking,)…


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IS YOUR GRANDFATHER A WAR CRIMINAL?... 








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IS YOUR WIFE HAVING AN AFFAIR?...


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KNOW EXACTLY WHEN AND HOW YOU’RE GOING TO DIE...


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LESBIAN POWDER... 


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LOOK AND FEEL CANADIAN INSTANTLY...


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LOOK GOOD IN YOUR JEANS...


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MAKE INSTANT CONTACT WITH UFOS AND ALIENS…


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MAKE YOUR CHILD ACCEPT AND LOVE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND...


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MAKE YOUR WIFE THINK SHE LIKES CAMPING…


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MAKE THE PERFECT BED... 


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MAKE YOUR CAT SING LIKE CELINE DION...


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MAKE YOUR MAN FAITHFUL... 


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NEVER HAVE YOUR PERIOD AGAIN...


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PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE OR CAR LOAN (and get out of debt!)…


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PENIS PILLS... 


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PLAY GUITAR... 


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PREGNANCY PILLS FOR LESBIANS... 


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PRETEND YOU’RE PREGNANT...


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PROTESTANT POWDER... 


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RAISE A PILOT GUARANTEED... 


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READ A ROAD MAP RIGHT THE FIRST TIME...


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READ AND WRITE PERFECT ARABIC IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS…


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RECONNECT WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD PASSIONS AND DREAMS…


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REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE...


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REMEMBER THE NAMES AND FACES OF EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER SLEPT WITH…


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REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS STILL ALIVE...


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REMEMBER WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS…


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REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS…


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REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOWJOB…


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RISING SON FETUS CONDITIONER (have a boy baby guaranteed)...


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SINGLE PILLS...


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SPEAK FRENCH INSTANTLY...


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SPEAK RUSSIAN INSTANTLY...


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STAY IN LOVE FOREVER...


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SUBMISSION POWDER...


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SUICIDE PILLS... 


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TELL CONVINCING LIES...


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TRAIN YOUR BUDGIE TO SING ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’…


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TRICK GRAY HAIR...


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TRUST HIM AGAIN...


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TRUST IN THE GOODNESS OF ALL MANKIND (despite the radiation levels)…


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UNDERSTAND COMPLEX MATHEMATICS...


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UNDERSTAND CONTEMPORARY ART...


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UNDERSTAND EXISTENTIALISM...


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UNDERSTAND ISLAM…


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UNDERSTAND PUBLIC SCULPTURE…


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UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE...


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UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTHER...


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UNDERSTAND WHY SHE LEFT YOU...


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UNIVERSALLY-SIZED MISSING PUZZLE PIECE…


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UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE…


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VIRGIN PILLS…


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WEIGHT-LOSS PILLS FOR HUNGER STRIKERS...


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WHAT DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE IN?...


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WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES... 


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WORLD’S SMALLEST JOINT...


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WRITE THE PERFECT SUICIDE NOTE...







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